...i recommend pleasant

Welcome to "...i recommend pleasant"

"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart...
...I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." from Harvey by Mary Chase.

Who I Follow

alexhchung:

Kid Rocket Raccon cosplay at Comic-Con 2014.

I have more pictures here.

brispeak:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

This is awesome and I love it.

(via readordiebyemilyt)

zdarsky:

Please keep in mind that I work for a NATIONAL newspaper. And yet they still find the time and space to keep me humble. Thanks, guys!

That’s what family is for.

(via kellysue)

archiemcphee:

Self-taught Alaskan sculptor Lee Cross, known professionally as Wood Splitter Lee, creates incredible one of a kind fantasy creatures that are so remarkably lifelike they verge on creepy, which is just one of the things that makes them so awesome. All of Lee’s creatures are completely made by hand without the use of and patterns, molds or casts. Their bodies contain articulated skeletons wrapped with stuffing, making them very soft to handle and fully posable. They’re decorated with carefully hand-applied synthetic fur and paint. As you can see from these photos, some of Lee’s creatures are more fantastic in nature than others, but they’re all amazing to behold.

Lee’s creatures are available for purchase through weekly Auction Adoptions held on eBay.

To check out more of her phenomenal handmade creatures, visit Wood Splitter Lee’s DeviantArt gallery.

[via DeMilked]

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

(via jokesmymomwouldlike)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via andrewismusic)

Asker solidspider Asks:
I don't suppose you know, or maybe can signal boost, all the video games that feature Captain Marvel? I know of a few but wanted to see what else she was on.
bennycatgirl bennycatgirl Said:

kellysue:

I don’t know, but I bet someone reading this does. 

brianmichaelbendis:

The great William Stout cover and a few select stories by Johnny Ryan and Jaime Hernandez from the Weird Tales of The Ramones box set from Rhino Records released in 2005…

*heads into IT meeting with “I Wanna be Sedated” on earworm rotation*

Thanks, Bendis.

Thank you, tumblr, for these tiny, perfect moments of serendipity.

(And note that the series of Siamese kits is captioned “When someone you don’t like hugs you.”)